Anonymous - 19/02/2012 11:17 - United States Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML 34 003 3 978
Take that Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML 14 152 77 747