notmuchfun - 20/07/2010 21:17 - United States Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML 48 469 4 690
Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML 38 053 8 353
kprice6 - 03/02/2009 22:55 - United States Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML 34 472 33 155