moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML 30 400 15 840
phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML 17 814 28 507
Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43 Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML 34 773 5 982