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    Where is this kid now?

    randa -

    Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML
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    The rhythm of the fight
    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

    ChantelRenaeee 0
    Tuesday 19 April 2011 11:54

    omg what a little smart ass!

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    Doortje 29
    Tuesday 19 April 2011 11:55

    BURRRRN some calories.

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    germanturk 0
    Wednesday 20 April 2011 15:10

    I guess someone hasn't been disciplined.

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    Danieleb56 0
    Wednesday 20 April 2011 15:16

    and you beat his azz right?

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    bellaec825 4
    Wednesday 20 April 2011 15:20

    haha u got told :D

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    jjcooper 0
    Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:02

    isn't weight dropping a good thing?

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    Trent_21 6
    Wednesday 20 April 2011 18:13

    your son is gonna be a great comedian.

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    Mrhotshyt 0
    Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:25

    Lol pwned

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    Blacksmokehick 0
    Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:34

    ahh shit, he got ya on that one!

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    TexasDolly 0
    Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:47

    HAH!

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    Emo509 8
    Wednesday 20 April 2011 23:31

    hahahaha XD

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    LauraJayne 0
    Thursday 21 April 2011 1:49

    naww I'm sure your weight is fine!

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    Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I checked his phone. The reason I did so was to get his mum’s number so I could arrange to send her his Xmas present in a parcel, as a surprise as I wouldn't be with him. He found out when he asked me how I managed it, and I told him honestly. FML
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    Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
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    Today, my daughter lightly bumped her hand on a wall, cried and screamed for 5 minutes, vomited, then passed out. She’s 19. FML
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    Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
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    Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
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    Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend while at my aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message, I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she's taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML
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