Miscellaneous: Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching... - FML

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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eliana_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:57

Not that bad...

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:59

No, I agree with Lisimal. This sort of thing happens to me all the time, too. I'd give you a few examples, but I can't seem to locate my keyboard...

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Firesushi200 3

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:09

once i thought i lost my pencil but iy was in my hair :$

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 6 April 2010 20:33

fail

granthm 0

Friday 16 April 2010 1:18

just laugh it off life is good

awkwardturtley 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 5:01

don't freak I've done this a dozen times before. at least he has a sense of humor and was sweet about it :) one of my best friends just cracked up and called me a moron -_-"

jordan75_fml 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 23:02

wow ur a retard XD

_TasteTheRainbow 24

Saturday 8 December 2012 14:02

*You're. Looks like you're the retard.

Ericabbyx22 0

Monday 26 April 2010 7:30

this should be a p2t

RaiderFan4Life 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 2:27

haha... don't worry that's happened to me a couple times

cowgirlup1912 0

Monday 12 July 2010 5:43

i've done that.

rilaxgirl 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:47

ummm this is more like an MLIA. your boyfriend got a laugh out of it so it isn't a bad thing.

Bmbryant_07 0

Friday 13 August 2010 4:48

You're an idiot.. Ydi

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