Kids: Today, while baking and cooking up a storm in the kitchen my... - FML

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By zoza7oss - 09/12/2016 21:42

Today, while baking and cooking up a storm in the kitchen my 3 year old son got in my way, as my hands were full of dough I asked him nicely to move, he punched me in the stomache looked at me with a smile then moved. FML

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great_nate 26

Saturday 10 December 2016 5:23

I hope you didn't just let that go.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 12 December 2016 18:14

Is he exposed to an environment where people express themselves by punching? Either way he clearly needs to be taught some respect for his parents but I wonder where he is picking that behaviour up from.

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great_nate 26

Saturday 10 December 2016 5:23

I hope you didn't just let that go.

MrsHumanFrog 19

Saturday 10 December 2016 9:02

Did you beat that ass???

pacorico 4

Saturday 10 December 2016 23:34

punishment is required. a spanking or something because that's not ok

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 12 December 2016 18:14

Is he exposed to an environment where people express themselves by punching? Either way he clearly needs to be taught some respect for his parents but I wonder where he is picking that behaviour up from.

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