By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML
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Yarrachel 16

Wow, what a bitch, you should actually poison her next time.

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scarlettbraylee 0

what a bitchhhh.

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Jakofalltrades18 0

that's nott too bad

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SpaceMannn 0

i sure hope someone ate those poisonous cookies, if not thats a waste. Should've used an easy bake oven.

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SugarGlass 0

Give the bitch a poisoned apple instead! FYL

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modelshark 0

all stap moms are bitches execpt my dads she awesome

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Moonstarmist 0

Well, that's a complete lie. Not all stepmoms are bitches.

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sallen0046 4

Did you bother to taste them yourself? She's by no means obligated to enjoy your bad baking just because you burned yourself.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#96 Tasting them yourself is always a good idea! I'm a professional baker, but I still live by that rule. However, I still don't think her step-mom's reaction should have been THAT extreme...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#98 Haha! I've never tried, but I've heard it's not that difficult. I can bake pretty yummy regular brownies...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#103 I've never tried, but I'm willing to bet I could!

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BitterLoser 0

YDI for not poisoning the bitch

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trivlove 0

what a bitch! step moms are the worst! >.>

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Moonstarmist 0

That was a bitchy thing to do. She doesn't have to lie and pretend to like them, but what she did was immature. Just remember to taste test before giving someone food.

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