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By Anonymous - 24/09/2018 16:02 - United States

Today they are doing construction on our building. Workers shut off the main water supply. They said it would be on before they left for the day. They lied. I have a medical condition that requires me to keep fully hydrated all day. There is no way for me to get water. It’s 98° in Florida. FML

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Wednesday 26 September 2018 1:14

Found out the water was on everywhere else but our part of the building. Corporate’s check to the water company for last month’s bill bounced. Is my paycheck next? I have bills to pay!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 27 September 2018 16:23

What is this medical condition you have? I was told that every human needs to stay fully hydrated all day. And if you can't get water from your faucet, buy a load of bottled water until the main supply is back on.

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Wednesday 26 September 2018 1:14

Found out the water was on everywhere else but our part of the building. Corporate’s check to the water company for last month’s bill bounced. Is my paycheck next? I have bills to pay!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 27 September 2018 16:23

What is this medical condition you have? I was told that every human needs to stay fully hydrated all day. And if you can't get water from your faucet, buy a load of bottled water until the main supply is back on.

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