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Same thing different taste
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Mom?
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booo! why do people post the most boring things?? you arent rven sure he lied
WHATA COINCIDENCE. I got this stupid guy that doesnt know what piracy is and wont go.
You're obviously really boring!
Get some real friends dumbass
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tight schedule?
I assume by "really close friend" you mean "guy you've been stalking for the past 6 months by writing daily love letters, hanging out outside his house, and stealing his dirty underwear for your own olfactory pleasure".