Kids: Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four...

By Fatty - 06/03/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 23:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

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By ... - 27/07/2014 05:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

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By Michael - 04/01/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

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By Cassandra - 14/10/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

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By thelandofoz - 14/10/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said, "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 10:28 - United States - Richmond

Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 23:54 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML

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Saturday 6 March 2010 20:00

Bwahaha your kid is a genius :D

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:08

Maybe she was wrong but her heart was in the right place. Besides, she's saving the rest of us from having to see you in a shirt so small that even a child can see it doesn't fit.

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bigjfinal 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:03

fatass go eat some cake YDI

ShakesBeer 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:50

time for SlimFast!!!!! xD

Jesyka 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:53

tht made me laugh and I would sit her down and tal o her bout it but not ground her

canzo378 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:10

awwww....she's so sweet!!!!

jerfrey 1

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:12

your life doesn't suck watch your kid and wear clothes that fit and you won't have that problem

fuzz97 23

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:51

even she thinks ur fat lol

zarikfelsprocket 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:38

u gotta admit it's kinda cute though :)

perdix 29

Sunday 7 March 2010 1:21

Your kid was kind enough to be concerned for your comfort, but cruel enough to the rest of us to force us to look at your flabby, cottage-cheese beer gut/muffin top. Thanks, kid.

LtHoward 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 1:55

lol That's actually kind of cute xD Let her know not to do that to future clothing though, or buy some better fitting clothes. At least she had good intentions.