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Were they nice enough to have a gift receipt as well?
Nothing says HAPPY BIRTHDAY like LAY OFF THE CAKE FATASS! But seriously, that's not cool. Maybe your parents are just trying to help but are being super awkward about it. I'm sure you're perfect the way you are, OP. Have a happy birthday
Aww I'm sorry op that is terrible rude and inconsiderate
I know the feeling. I once received a whole Proactive kit for Christmas.
don't open the bottle, return them for a gift card.
It's okay, now you can burn some fat and go to the gym like me and gain some muscle! Woohoo, you go guy/girl!
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I'm bringing booty back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that No, I'm just playing. I know you think you're fat But I'm here to tell ya Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top ??
My bf gave me free ones he got from GNC...?
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That's rude for family to do. Should repay them with stool softeners, cause they are shitty.
Give them brochures for retirement homes for their birthday.