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By Tree - 30/07/2010 11:34 - France

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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By pkz - 31/01/2010 02:11 - France

Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML

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By vanillapudding6 - 14/10/2015 01:21 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML

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By me - 03/07/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, after presenting my husband with a more than fair request to pay me an hourly wage for being a stay-at-home mom, he laughed his ass off and told me if I want money so badly, I could get a job. He'd rather strangers in daycare raise our babies than pay me what I'm worth. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 01:30

Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2012 02:39 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2014 18:43 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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goosiesmom123 0

Friday 30 July 2010 19:14

Why not leave him and get child support anyway

Fuckme19 0

Friday 30 July 2010 19:11

aweeee I'm sorry OP FYL):

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tristun69 0

Friday 30 July 2010 23:07

Then there is no reason to stay with him if he cares about his money that way more than you.

Unstoppable15 0

Friday 30 July 2010 23:22

agree 57 -_-

lena808 13

Friday 30 July 2010 23:43

aww that sucks big time

catscratched 0

Friday 30 July 2010 23:43

he ain't gettin none

lupaloca 0

Friday 30 July 2010 23:52

Leave him, take the kids, file for child support and sue for alimony

Geiko_fml 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 0:19

What an ass.

DNWVF 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 0:30

in that case, leave and make him pay child support :)

mrgiraffe 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 0:56

95 u mean u hate most men

oddball1972 10

Saturday 31 July 2010 1:06

haha I found it's cheaper to pay the child support then it is support her ass

Ronnika 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 2:25

that's messed up, I'd leave him

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