Miscellaneous: Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me...

By socialdisease - 22/08/2011 15:58 - United States

Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

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By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Frederick

Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML

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By Noname - 18/01/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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By Queensland - 18/10/2014 07:20 - Australia

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML

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By thefuck - 30/06/2013 22:08 - Ireland - Ballyjamesduff

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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Monday 22 August 2011 19:03

What?! But you guys have nice bacon!

Pinguini26 6

Monday 22 August 2011 19:04

What the hell! Canadians rule!

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jake7787 0

Monday 22 August 2011 19:06

Brayden, is that you...

po_tay_toe 0

Monday 22 August 2011 19:07

I think Canadians are awesome!! I don't get why they would be egged!!!:)

kcTheGreatOne 2

Monday 22 August 2011 19:08

there's your sign... jus sayin

narcosoldier 2

Monday 22 August 2011 19:09

Scrambled egg with some candian bacon

misashleigh88 5

Monday 22 August 2011 19:12

We have awesome bacon and poutine!! Soo yummy :)

jasminea 0

Monday 22 August 2011 19:13

wow

YoungShady 0

Monday 22 August 2011 19:13

Without Canadians, tree would be no drake no dgrassi or good bacon

hahalaughing 0

Monday 22 August 2011 19:19

and youre so perfect? didnt think so! im an american who could sure as hell kick your ass!

pigrhino 0

Monday 22 August 2011 19:15

Well that's rude

xxgigixx 1

Monday 22 August 2011 19:15

Lml wow smh .

beebeeL 1

Monday 22 August 2011 19:18

Americans are so stupid & fat. But your healthcare sucks that's why its free.

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