Today, my girlfriend who is a model, continues to only take baths... - FML

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By Egghead - 20/11/2017 08:38

Today, my girlfriend who is a model, continues to only take baths and put on make up when she has to go to a shoot which is once a week. She is a glamour model and makes a fair amount on looking sexy, but our sex life is down the drain. I had more sex when I was single than I do now. FML

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Lyshan 10

Wednesday 22 November 2017 2:42

There's a little joke i know: "I always searched for the perfect woman, with the perfect body and mind. Then, as i found her, she rejected me. Why? Because she was searching for the perfect man."

Jeremy Coleman 4

Thursday 23 November 2017 3:23

Ditch her, find someone who wants you almost as bad as you want them.

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Lyshan 10

Wednesday 22 November 2017 2:42

There's a little joke i know: "I always searched for the perfect woman, with the perfect body and mind. Then, as i found her, she rejected me. Why? Because she was searching for the perfect man."

Jeremy Coleman 4

Thursday 23 November 2017 3:23

Ditch her, find someone who wants you almost as bad as you want them.

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