Love: Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town,...

By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with this girl who turned up with bags of Instagram camera equipment. She photographed everything, the drinks, food, and yet we barely said a word to each other. In the end, I paid my half and left. She didn’t notice I’d gone for at least 15 minutes before texting me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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The reviews are in

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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dee3108 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:46

straight out dude... you seem like a very nice guy.. who just so happened to be stuck with a hardcore bitch.. dump her and find one that appreciates!

Learning2livelyf 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:46

Sounds like she's not interested in you. Time to move on.

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BIGTON_fml 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 12:53

Dump the bitch, sounds like shes playing you seeing if you'll dump her.Shes probably cheating

lukethe 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 12:54

Dumppppp!

Livinia 11

Tuesday 12 April 2011 12:55

I think it's time to move on, OP. Hopefully you can find someone better (:

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 12:56

Dump the bitch.

briidontgive_ 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 12:58

You mean your ex gf now right OP ? Because it sounds like she's doing it on purpose so you can break up with her anyways.

slickrasta 1

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:11

Dump her like a bag of rocks!

diabian 9

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:14

leave her.. u already sound like one of those married couples!!

sgtrobswifey 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:52

I'm hoping you're just being funny.

diabian 9

Tuesday 12 April 2011 16:16

nop... am damn serious! i mean whats next? no sex, just like those married couples!

yuggi1 11

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:16

Throw her phone away. Don't let it be known it was you.

sarahXskitzo 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:17

Dump the bitch.

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 12 April 2011 13:19

Makes me wonder how she became your girlfriend in the first place. People stuck in an infinite loop of technology generally show patterns and warning signs ahead of time.