Today, my girlfriend came home with a 48 inch fluorescent light...

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By Measure Twice Cut Once - 17/10/2017 04:10

Today, my girlfriend came home with a 48 inch fluorescent light bulb from the hardware store. I mentioned we needed a 24 inch bulb, to which she responds: "Just cut it in half then." ....FML

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Jason Thomas McConnell 11

Friday 20 October 2017 6:12

You should be able to take it back and get the correct one

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Jason Thomas McConnell 11

Friday 20 October 2017 6:12

You should be able to take it back and get the correct one

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