Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 00:45 - Germany

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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Don't you want me baby?

By Ugh - 05/12/2024 21:00 - Romania

Spicy

Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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Narcolepsy

By Isuckreallybad - 06/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

Spicy

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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By unfucked - 26/08/2012 23:18 - Australia - Mona Vale

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Spicy

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Spicy

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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IrishWildMan 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:28

Well that seems anti-climactic.

Pipity147 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:55

she was molested that happened to me and that was why

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alera_fml 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 20:04

Is she pregnant?

P1Nk13 7

Wednesday 9 May 2012 4:49

pregnant?

bluerhhajfk 17

Friday 9 August 2013 0:59

Maybe she just really didn't want to have sex with you.

prettygirlrock25 2

Monday 19 May 2014 17:11

Pregnant.

Katieslock 17

Saturday 27 June 2015 15:32

Pregnant...

baddays1332 6

Monday 23 May 2016 6:10

There's something wrong don't let her fool you.

GoBlue1234 8

Saturday 17 September 2016 2:18

One word. Period.

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 3 July 2018 13:46

Your pregnant girlfriend?

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