Miscellaneous: Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who...

By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2015 09:52 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

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Thanks, Mom

By The Towel Molester - 26/01/2012 14:49 - Australia

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

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By mlove - 06/09/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

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disturbedchic 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:02

Prolly time to get a new "future" wife. The sooner you know these things the better.

Jethro_fml 0

Monday 12 October 2009 19:58

You sure can pick 'em. Jet

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x_sta 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 6:18

Shouldn't this be f her life? Anyway, that sucks!!

licketyslit 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 7:33

YDI for causing cancer

alijacket 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 8:01

So, what exactly do you mean by "future"?

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 8:26

Why did you put "future" in quotes? Are you implying that you already married her, and then went back in time to introduce her to your parents? In that case, it shouldn't be too hard to fix, what with your having a time machine and all.

repyourcliche 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 10:18

i think they were implying that she WAS his future wife until said act, whereas now... not so much

horniness 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 10:16

well at least now u have an excuse...

EatMyJizzBitch 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 13:23

bwa hahahaha dumb ass

kindness 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 13:31

wow. that's ridiculous. but did you let her get that drunk? of course she should have controlled herself in the first place. stupid people. i'm guessing she just said these things randomly but yeah, was your father being rude to her or something? does she usually drink that much? there's some important facts left out that make me wonder. but hmm. yeah. "future" wife is right.