Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and...

By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML

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yer_maw 1

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:09

if he walked away then why is it his fault for not mentioning how hot it was?

colortherainbowx 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

Someone got burned.

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fiblydinkerton 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:29

Ur fault

iLoveFamilyGuy 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:54

irony...

simonepedretti 7

Sunday 10 June 2012 21:27

Ouuuchhh ):

wpolo02 7

Monday 17 September 2012 20:46

So it's your boyfriends fault that your weeble wobble ass grabbed a hot pan while he was trying to do something nice for you? YDI.

nikazone 0

Tuesday 16 October 2012 2:36

You failed to mention that your a retard for not checking if the pan was hot... Why should he have to mention it just dont touch it.

goodwithoutgods 20

Monday 28 April 2014 19:25

YDI, you don't "saute flip" an oven pan.

PocketDial 13

Thursday 26 June 2014 22:39

How is it his fault?

summer4me 25

Monday 13 July 2015 11:13

If he was the one cooking dinner, I'm confused as to why you messed with anything since it was supposed to be for you..

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