Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend tried to engage me in a conversation about...

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By DragonFruit31 - 22/06/2016 18:42 - United States - Canton

Today, my boyfriend tried to engage me in a conversation about whether or not astronauts touch themselves while in space. FML

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Elgrin 15

Thursday 23 June 2016 14:49

Sounds like a fascinating conversation to me! But really... Do they or not?

bonehead69 15

Thursday 23 June 2016 14:48

well, atleast he wants to talk to you lol. just change the subject to something a little more your age level

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bonehead69 15

Thursday 23 June 2016 14:48

well, atleast he wants to talk to you lol. just change the subject to something a little more your age level

Elgrin 15

Thursday 23 June 2016 14:49

Sounds like a fascinating conversation to me! But really... Do they or not?

hobsiscool 4

Thursday 23 June 2016 14:59

Seems like being on the ISS might get boring at times, so maybe?

trucker2 33

Thursday 23 June 2016 23:38

In school suspension / ISS I need some damn sleep..

dkhae 4

Friday 24 June 2016 4:01

And now I'm wondering too

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