Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me... - FML

By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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Hmmm, twins

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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Worth it

By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 01:30

Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

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Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

Spicy

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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By secretpornstar - 13/06/2011 19:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

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By thoughtitwasspecial - 18/05/2011 05:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

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Googoo27 12

Friday 14 October 2011 1:07

Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 14 October 2011 1:09

Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.

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Mxpxdude189 0

Friday 14 October 2011 7:20

good girl. now go make me a sandwich!

Darklord53 0

Friday 14 October 2011 7:35

Why is everyone hating on the guy? Don't act like you don't watch ****, I know you do. Also, some women won't let guys watch **** but they never want sexytimes, feels bad man.

lollipop77_fml 6

Friday 14 October 2011 8:01

If that's the only reason he likes you, why the heck do you keep him around? Kick his arse to the curb!

RumKing 0

Friday 14 October 2011 8:09

**** rocks.....**** with your chick is the golden key!

Nolnah 14

Friday 14 October 2011 8:42

so I don't see the problem

mALs00 5

Friday 14 October 2011 8:54

Best girlfriend, ever. Now if only he wasn't a douche.

detective_oreo 0

Friday 14 October 2011 9:35

Ur an awesome gf we need more girls like u lol

Gerrito 0

Friday 14 October 2011 10:01

When I read this, I started to like you, too!

bucsfan 0

Friday 14 October 2011 12:37

Haha you should be honered that's a great quality and it means your a keeper

icic6772 0

Friday 14 October 2011 14:22

That's nice of you.

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