Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified,...

By stillfuckingcrying - 24/02/2013 21:20 - Sweden - Kristdala

Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By theydidsmellitthough - 08/02/2013 21:59 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I was playing Slender, when I caught a glimpse of the Slenderman. I jumped in my chair, letting rip a huge fart in the process. Nobody heard it, but only because my shrieks of terror drowned out the sound. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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Night terror

By Kira - 12/06/2021 04:01

Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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By shitbucketsfilledwithshit - 08/10/2015 16:04 - United States - Spring

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

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By Zack - 01/04/2012 21:36 - United States - Duncannon

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 18/12/2010 19:14 - United States

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

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That's… a crime?

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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b_rizo 6

Monday 25 February 2013 4:24

that is fabulous. I love your boyfriend

ICastillo 24

Monday 25 February 2013 4:24

Time for scare pranks to begin OP. scare him every chance you get.

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Pandarawrxx 4

Monday 25 February 2013 4:55

I'd be scared af ! >.

Ultimate_No 7

Monday 25 February 2013 5:12

Now you have every right to come up with a way to scare him, too.

Bubzie 5

Monday 25 February 2013 5:13

I would be scared af buuuuuut that's awesome!

Lunasis 14

Monday 25 February 2013 5:18

lol horrible but hilarious.all I can say, for those who get the reference, brofist :)

beanthemouse 13

Monday 25 February 2013 5:26

Haha you have a great BF! I once had a dream I met slenderman. I ran up to him screaming "SLENDY!" and hugged him :3

Enslaved 36

Monday 25 February 2013 5:32

Hey, people go see horror movies and go on roller coaster to get that adrenaline rush. Your boyfriend seems entertaining! Just be grateful it wasn't Slender Man (though I still don't understand its fear).

angelofmusic113 9

Monday 25 February 2013 5:35

This is hilarious! Made my day! XD But, seriously, I probably would have a heart attack if someone did that to me...

Cutiefrost21 3

Monday 25 February 2013 5:35

I would have stormed outside and said "I swear to god, if you ever scare me like that again I will grab a butcher knife strap you to the bed and make you watch me cut your dick and balls off" end of story