Today, my 11 year old sleeps with a sleeping mask on, but needs... - FML

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By TheKidIsAParadox - 17/06/2017 14:06 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my 11 year old sleeps with a sleeping mask on, but needs her bedroom door open because "I don't like it too dark" FML.

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UnwrittenDust 7

Wednesday 21 June 2017 22:20

Sounds to me like she's afraid of the dark but can't sleep when there is too much light.

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UnwrittenDust 7

Wednesday 21 June 2017 22:20

Sounds to me like she's afraid of the dark but can't sleep when there is too much light.

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