Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my...

By anonymous - 12/10/2010 03:06 - France

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

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By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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By dammit - 01/02/2012 08:22 - United States

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

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You deserved it 2 412

Good morning

By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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You deserved it 4 338

By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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You deserved it 2 397

GHOSTS!

By WTF - 09/01/2023 00:00

Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML

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You deserved it 807

By Noname - 19/02/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

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You deserved it 29 135

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 010

Ruined

By fuck gangnam style in the anus - 20/10/2012 22:48 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 110

You deserved it 2 865

Wild night

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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You deserved it 30 574

By tortureromoretorture - 27/08/2015 00:28 - United States - West Islip

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 306

You deserved it 1 695

Uradoosh 1

Tuesday 12 October 2010 9:02

there would be three dead guys if it was my house

misoHappy 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 8:59

WTF?! Scary more than awkward!

Comments

b_rad_fml 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:33

Well, at least you still have the TV, they didn't steal it...

Unlucky_Gun 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 2:11

Haha at least they didn't take it

love2killu 21

Tuesday 26 June 2012 23:20

Hahahaha I laughed at this

stitesy29 18

Tuesday 21 August 2012 7:16

At least they didnt take ur shit

pandachic27 9

Wednesday 19 December 2012 5:22

Can anyone say foursome? ;P

Elfkid21 19

Wednesday 1 May 2013 11:03

wtff??

doglover100 28

Tuesday 4 March 2014 21:40

Scary.

KidCinder 1

Saturday 28 June 2014 19:25

ask what they are watching and sit down next to them. call dibs on the remote

steve12354 6

Monday 14 July 2014 8:55

And this is why pump shotguns were invented op

bassfisher100 23

Thursday 8 January 2015 17:17

did you offer them a drink ? after all you are the host

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Today, my boyfriend and I arrived at our pre-paid hotel for a romantic evening. When we went to sign in, they had no reservation for us, however they did yesterday. The payment is non-refundable. FML

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Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML

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Today, I learned that if you go through your best friend's phone, you can find sexy texts and nude pictures between him and your girlfriend. FML

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Today, my ex shot me. Actually shot me. After I woke up from surgery, I told my manager I would obviously need sick leave. She told me she was shot in the army, and got over it because she’s "not a pussy", so she expects me back at work, recovering from a gunshot to the chest, by Tuesday. FML

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Today, I came home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce my wife upon arriving home. She said that sleep was better than sex and went directly to bed. It was only 6:30 PM. FML

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