Love: Today, I went on a blind date with a girl. I was trying to be... - FML

By Jihnyq - 24/10/2017 08:00 - Ecuador - Quito

Today, I went on a blind date with a girl. I was trying to be funny and joked, "I've never been on a blind date because I was afraid my date would be blind." She started crying because she's visually impaired and had just built up the courage to start dating. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 October 2017 15:09

I guess it’s not looking good for a second date, and you certainly won’t be seeing her anymore. Did you find her on a dating sight?

exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 24 October 2017 15:12

Love is blind, and so is she.

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Thorn3359 10

Wednesday 25 October 2017 7:34

Bruh

EleanorDilligaf 5

Thursday 26 October 2017 6:24

At least you found out quickly, that she can't take a joke.

ProperPengTing 15

Thursday 26 October 2017 21:01

Slap yourself

Jonathan Timothy Lacelle 2

Thursday 7 December 2017 3:11

You did that to yourself, and to her, but it's not the end of the world. Apologize and give the date another try.

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