Love: Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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Sunday 12 August 2012 16:22

Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P Double owned, sorry Op. :p

perdix 29

Sunday 12 August 2012 16:32

It was no accident. She probably just read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and decided to jazz things up with that S&M shit.

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greekgal44 14

Monday 13 August 2012 4:02

that sounds comfy

floon_fml 13

Monday 13 August 2012 4:29

Hhv

worldclassrager 39

Monday 13 August 2012 4:34

at least it was accidental...

sabrinalove_fml 1

Monday 13 August 2012 4:45

How are you watching a movie alone with your gf???

andrewmemoirs 2

Monday 13 August 2012 14:37

honestly that's not that bad...quit being a baby its not like she meant to do it.

michaelawillis 4

Monday 13 August 2012 15:27

I accidentally did that to my bf too!

mrnuleef 7

Monday 13 August 2012 15:47

Super combo! K.O.!

holeyman 8

Monday 13 August 2012 20:21

Kinky...

grudger 14

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:51

Ouch, but at least you can laugh about it later

lolxlolx3 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 4:31

lmfaoo! this made me laugh

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