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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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Ecological hazard

By waterballoons - 27/07/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML

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You deserved it 4 047

By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By KingUrge - 26/04/2013 08:36 - United States - Victorville

Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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By sillystring - 13/10/2009 10:09 - China

Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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dyates27 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:38

Little jerks

CarleeBugg123 5

Friday 1 April 2011 22:44

I woulda attacked them with mustard balloons :P

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tabarnak_fml 7

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:50

That was you?!?! Sorry man :P

FaRt_cHeEsE 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:51

hahahaha sounds funn!

jweezykeepsitste 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:53

sorry

fluffysponges 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:53

April Fools!

jlperry31 10

Saturday 2 April 2011 9:22

kids suck. now if u had done that to that kid, their parents would sue ur ass off

Garytt 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:44

how do you fill a balloon with ketchup?

MuffyStJacques 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 12:12

Step one: Put balloon over nozzle of ketchup bottle. Step two: Squeeze ketchup into balloon. Step three: Tie balloon closed. There you have it.

MuffyStJacques 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 12:15

I would have taken down their license plate, found my way to their residence, and pelted a shit filled balloon at them.

Shahtx22 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 15:06

And then you got the plate numbers and called the cops, right? If you didn't. Then you definitely deserved it

Snackbars 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 15:49

Would you like some fries with that?

DealsOnWheels 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 16:34

Haha hilarious.. pretty gross too but a great April fools

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Same thing different taste

Ecological hazard

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