Sex, Awkward, Boredom and Intimacy: Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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Really into it

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By nah - 04/02/2009 14:35 - United States

Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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cherries62212 16

Saturday 22 November 2014 23:58

And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.

starile 19

Saturday 22 November 2014 23:59

... and that's why the sex is so rare!

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Sunday 23 November 2014 22:13

Cosplay one of the characters from his video games. If all-male shooters are his poison, a little gender-bending just might do the trick...

underlord326 9

Sunday 23 November 2014 22:55

Well looks like fishing in the same hole got boring for him. Tell him you will consider roleplaying as his favorite females in the games he plays.

PSYqualiac 17

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:34

#56 is not alone. I have no interest in sex... hell, my ex-girlfriend six months ago broke up with me because I didn't want to have sex. If I were to have sex, it'd probably be just rarely and to keep my girlfriend happy. Granted, #56 is just bored with sex and I'm asexual, but still. I'd say the point remains.

rossea 21

Monday 24 November 2014 1:06

Dats sad af ?

RoboCunnilingus 23

Monday 24 November 2014 1:27

#56 Yep, you just took the attention of of this FML. Do you mind telling us what it is? We understand if you do.

withasmile 3

Monday 24 November 2014 2:52

He has someone else, he's gay or just an asshole. Might be time to call it quits.

DeathBunny8 9

Monday 24 November 2014 22:19

Or the fact that she makes it out like this sex is bad he may not be confident enough to apply himself and finds an escape for that mental anguish through video games.