Transportation: Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp...

By Italian_Stallion - 16/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

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Same thing different taste

Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By misc - 08/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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That one John Cage track

By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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Phone holder

By my arms hurt - 25/11/2019 20:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML

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America's got talent

By Anonymous - 30/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML

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By Brea - 01/02/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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Lost in music

By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML

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chille_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:05

Thats what you get for listening to the Jonas Brothers

funk_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:32

at least it was at an airport, you'll never have to see any of those people again

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8ranko 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:44

you deserved that one "kid" --'

MrAbstinence69 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 1:15

Thats not right, somthing is wrong with you.

kavila3469 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 1:36

dude, that's what you get for listening to that camp rock crap

walkingonfire 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 5:47

ditto with #30. ahah you could be like a pedo to the small one. whats his name like nick.

iFuckUp 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 22:43

epic. I'm sure it could have been worse.

KatieWagnerFab 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 23:44

A 40 year old? Listening to Camp Rock? Creepy much?

O_0 0

Friday 20 February 2009 0:42

mhmm yeah...things could have been worse

runmymouth 0

Friday 20 February 2009 6:20

Nothing wrong with listening to the Jonas Brothers!

43trauts 14

Tuesday 18 October 2011 13:54

THANK YOU

Jmhusky53 0

Friday 20 February 2009 18:20

To each his own. But this is one of my favorites! haha listen to whatever you like!

stapledshut 0

Monday 23 February 2009 21:50

creepyyyyyyyy

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