Music, Thief, Concert and Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML

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You deserved it 12 040

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Same thing different taste

By yermom - 13/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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Name the artist!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2025 12:00

Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 555

Great gig

By mildlyconcussed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Italy - Somma Vesuviana

Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML

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You deserved it 1 967

By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 28 821

Thanks for the memories

By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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You deserved it 4 638

By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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By Sadandphoneless - 23/01/2019 18:00

Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until I realised someone had stolen my new £700 phone while I was talking to the driver. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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cr3ativity 15

Sunday 12 August 2012 16:26

1) call it 2) triangulate it 3) collect it 4) beat the shit out of the guy that took it

Lennes 12

Sunday 12 August 2012 16:23

People suck.

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CassieStrawbs 7

Tuesday 14 August 2012 10:50

Next time you should use a lighter. It looks so much better and it won't matter if it gets stolen!

11cookieboy 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:34

So how did u post this??

angel96cake 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:37

how freakn hilarious

pwnman 33

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:40

That's just horrible. FYL + YDI

pastnastificatio 4

Saturday 18 August 2012 6:33

Damn things are getting out of hand at the Wiggles concerts these days

ZombieKitteh 8

Sunday 7 October 2012 11:23

damn that's a really heavy phone. mine weighs like 3 ounces. See what I did there? HA. good one Zombiekitteh!

yenidewi 11

Friday 2 November 2012 0:32

lol

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Same thing different taste

Name the artist!

Great gig

Thanks for the memories

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