By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML
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texmas 0

Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

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Spinach 0

Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

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horniboi 0

maybe she right like ur parents ran out of condoms that night hahha

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kiit_fml 0

What you said was rude, so I cant for the life of me figure out why she would say something rude back... oh wait.

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texmas 0

32, et all, it was a JOKE. And it was FUNNY. Of course, I'd have probably said my kid was an accident, too, if she grew up to be such a rude, insensitive bitch.

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alwaysalady 0

I gotta tell you, when ever I hear one of my children say the word 'accident' in any form, I am immidietely paralyzed with fear. That is the worst word in the history of parenthood.

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pickymofo 0

holy shit u'r mom is a bitch

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kicksblaza429 1

witty moms are the best!!! can i make-a sexy-time with your mother?

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Xaos 0

haha. you should've apologised instead of excusing your behaviour with "accidents happen" your mother saying a rude thing like that in anger? shit happens, get over it.

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