By chlorobitch551 - 05/11/2014 16:54 - United States - Charlotte

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Today, I overheard my dad telling his friends that the only way I'll ever sleep with a woman is with the help of Rohypnol. FML
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pandalover69 26

I'll sleep with you if it'll keep that from happening.

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feven 32

That's when you come back at him and say "that's why I slept with your lady last night right"... oh wait never mind.

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patrickalamo 47

Tell dear old Dad he is correct, but you think one of his friends are cute. Mess with him right back

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siggy_mcsigx 22

That type of help will help you get arrested

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olpally 32

Thanks for the confidence boost dad... Sheesh what a terrible thing to say.

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Emmers__27 7

So... He's saying the only way he thinks you'll have sex is if you rape someone. Wtf. Even if he' "only" saying it as a joke, that's really messed up.

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DenverTyrrell 13

And the parent of the year award goes to.....not that guy that's for sure!

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arich6210 22

You're in nc I'll sleep with you lol

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Unrecognisable 12

Not only is he being a dick, but what the hell? That's a ****** up thing to suggest.

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dustin007 15

UR dad know how to party haha no but and lest that wuz all he said ?

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