Animals: Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked...

By Rizzle - 04/10/2009 07:50 - New Zealand

Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML

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Same thing different taste

By kasai_x0x - 19/06/2010 16:27 - Canada

Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML

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Should be safe… right?

By Anonymous - 30/04/2025 15:00 - Ireland - Cork

Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML

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By Alpheas - 30/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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Monday monday

By Anonymous - 24/03/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML

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Long day

By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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I like what I like

By Aled - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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Faithful_Jewel 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 16:12

Actually cat food is eaten by humans (to test it, first of all, and a variety of other reasons I can't think of on a Sunday afternoon), so it's perfectly safe... and half of the time it's better than the processed crap most people put on sandwiches. Now go clean your teeth, otherwise you'll have cat breath. It aint the end of the world!

Incubuss 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 16:19

Oh well! If it tasted nice it's not really that bad of a FYL. Just watch what you're eating next time.

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dipsomaniac 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 18:47

Fookin Prawns

LordLayAlot 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 19:03

Not the end of the world, it's just fish and nutrients.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 4 October 2009 19:20

Who knows, there may be a bit of tuna by-products in there. Don't count yourself lost just yet.

Astronomical 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 19:21

Really unnecessary, and just creepy.

FerSureBomb 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 19:38

fishy.

rosierosierosie 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 19:56

if you liked it, what's the problem?

rabidcactus 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:21

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DeathShad0 1

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:21

I agree. It tasted good, quit bitching.

FarSide 22

Monday 5 October 2009 1:47

Can Spam taste good, but it is 80% colored fat. Would you eat a can of Crisco?

Leascar 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:28

that happened to my grandma! lol it was around the time she served us cookies that were dog biscuits... lol lol

yehr 0

Monday 30 November 2009 8:19

lmao apparently one of our grandma's cooked the pet mince in the fridge and our Dad made everyone eat it out of politeness XD so glad i wasn't home for dinner that night!!!! hhahahah

yehr 0

Monday 30 November 2009 8:25

lmao our grandma did too!!! She cooked the pet mince in the freezer and our Dad made everyone eat it out of politeness. So glad i wasn't home for diner that night!!! XD