Today, I learned that just because your kids constantly praise...

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By john - 15/05/2018 22:47

Today, I learned that just because your kids constantly praise your cooking ability up and down, doesn't mean they will actually eat the food you cook. FML

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Wednesday 23 May 2018 3:57

They're probably being sarcastic or you don't make 'kid friendly' foods

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nentenkupo 16

Wednesday 23 May 2018 3:57

They're probably being sarcastic or you don't make 'kid friendly' foods

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