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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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By dust - 27/01/2012 06:54 - Japan

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

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You deserved it 3 342

By hahahaha090114 - 30/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 217

You deserved it 3 037

By Ineedjustice03 - 25/03/2011 11:55 - Singapore

Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML

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You deserved it 4 192

By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 736

You deserved it 13 075

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2024 23:00

Today, I got an inheritance, so I was planning to put most of it in savings, and maybe buy two new cars. Alas, my wife instead decided we really needed to pay off the secret credit card debt she’s been hiding from me. Not only is the inheritance gone but so is an additional 3 grand from our savings. FML

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You deserved it 149

By mrrichkid - 06/03/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML

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You deserved it 3 712

By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 052

You deserved it 774

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 140

By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

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You deserved it 2 855

By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 478

You deserved it 3 079

johnnyshred612 4

Friday 29 March 2013 16:01

I guess you could say she needs to kickstart her heart.

karlcolt45 19

Friday 29 March 2013 16:07

gonna be awful hard to drive away from you with her still broken car

Comments

crazytwinsmom 25

Friday 29 March 2013 19:02

Is that meant literally or referring to something sexual? Could be either.

BaronVonSteuben 5

Friday 29 March 2013 20:28

Yeah, that's women for you.

mrperspire 4

Friday 29 March 2013 20:52

People don't realize the commitment marriage upholds. They get into a few fights and want a divorce. People also date for a shorter time. More people get married after a year or 2 of dating. That just isn't enough time to decide your life. Idk. Just to me 90% of the people who divorce are just quitters. They deserve to be alone.

FightMyLiger 19

Friday 29 March 2013 21:03

Clue: "Oh, what did the mechanic say? He said the dingswitch was going off because the... gas hole was broken. And something about the flux capacitor."