By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
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maggiefox 25

At least you're sexy c:

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CurlyQute 17

Well at the very least you're sexy... He could have just called you "the Hobbit"

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headofmedusa 15

The Hobbit is amazing, so take is as a compliment :)

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4Madden 19

"Bitch tell me how you not a hobbit, again."

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JasonTodd55 15

He's seems ok with it so you should ok with it too, he's just trying to make it seem like less of a problem :)

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uhohitslisa2 20

Well at least he still thinks you're sexy!

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little_one 20

Bitch how you ain't a hobbit? Mmm hmm Mmm hmmm okay *kissy noises* love you to bye. See I told you my bitch ain't no hobbit!

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SwtCherryPie 26

If it bothers you, it takes about 1/2 a second to shave it. That's what I do to my Hobbit toe.

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Witchylady 17

Some things you should just keep to yourself.

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lina21 12

So what was the context for the conversation of "hey honey, I grow a lot of hair on my toes"? Boys are often nerds, and you tell them that, you're going to get something weird

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