By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
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eminemop 0

Hey, while he's there have him work for his stay- he can live there and you don't have to do laundry or dishes! It's a win-win situation!

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ninjuh_wingman 29

You know your house is messy when a hobo believes that theres no way someone would live in it.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

When a homeless person goes, "You live in this place? Holy shit! Get a broom you ******' animal." It just might be high time you cleaned up, man.

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papasnbeer 0

Slumber party!!! I'll bring the popcorn.

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hateevryone 14

fix the place up.

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tswiftbaby 15

At least he didn't take your bedroom! :) sounds like a reasonable man to me.

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fmlrocks25 0

That means your house is crappy as hell put some work into it

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chelseaaababyyy 17

that would be strange. my friend once came home to a homeless man sitting on her couch watching t.v. and eating her mac & cheese. i would feel too bad to kick him out, though.

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nfmarinelli2014 8

Or he lied, knew the house wasn't abandoned, and just got away with breaking and entering due to your idiocy

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Vnmusduck 0

Might want to work on that a little...

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