Kids: Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely...

By Peta2nNoMore - 04/07/2009 10:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML

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By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:14 - United States

Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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By xtammyle - 19/02/2013 07:01 - Australia - Lower Plenty

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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By Enyo - 01/01/2013 17:35 - Reserved

Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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By Enough - 20/06/2025 01:00 - Romania

Today, when I got home from the store, the dog was wiping his ass on the carpet, my two older boys were brawling, my youngest was crying because he'd broken a glass and cut himself, and my husband was in the kitchen, eating the cake I'd told him to leave alone. FML

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rukiafujioka 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:06

Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!

NapalmFrog 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:03

Well, at least they were thoughtful.

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Stevieebabyy 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:38

Aw! They are so cute.

Sokai_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:14

That is SO cute... but not cute enough.

FarSide 22

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:18

You are a cruel heartless bitch and I hope you die. It should be, and one day will be, a crime to kill animals, especially fauxs. You had no right and should be ashamed. I am glad that your coats were ruined. At least the fauxs got justice.

Endymion_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:25

Please tell me you're making a joke.

seize_the_day 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:30

You realise that faux is imitation fur? So, its fake fur, not fox.

mylittlecrow 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 11:46

Yeah, you tell them:)) Don't kill the fauxs, fauxs have rights too XD That was priceless..

ToxicMoon 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:37

I am submitting your comment into failblog. Thanks. :D

RoxyRaccoon 4

Saturday 7 November 2009 6:46

That has to be one of the most hilarious things I've ever read. "At least the fauxs got justice..."

koolkat27 13

Thursday 12 April 2012 7:19

I can't believe how stupid you are. Faux means FAKE. Have you not seen the comments saying this? You would think that people who are against animal cruelty would know the difference between real fur and faux fur. Dumbass.

cms70 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:38

Who besides really old ladies and homeless people wear faux fur? Anyway, this is not a FML. Its very cute. You're a real bitch of a mom if you didn't smile at what they did. Maybe now you can go wear something that actually looks good. No one looks good in fur, IMO, real or fake.

corystein 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:27

It's not cute, they ruined something. And I hope everyone stops complaining about faux fur..... It has no real fur at ALL.....

bubble243 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:59

Being a mom determined on teaching respect for other's property...even I would not be able to hide a smile if my little guy gave me a reason like this. Showing care and concern for the family animal way out weighs the destruction of a silly jacket. Good for your little ones!...and probably a much needed fix to your wardrobe too! Fur (fake OR real)= TACKY

Nightfallz 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 11:38

so make a dog fur coat

mylittlecrow 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 11:42

YDI for coming home.

Nightfallz 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 11:44

oh and @ all you PETA fags like farside up there faux means fake fur like no animal fur war used. faux is not an animal. and you are retarded if you think it is.

Rebii 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 14:48

What the hell? Firstly, it's spelt 'fox', idiot. Secondly, why would you support the killing of animals by buying fur coats? That's disgusting. Fauxes deserve to live a full and happy life. :P

scizzerin 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 14:58

wow... spelt...

SonicSophie 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 15:56

Erm.... faux fur means fake fur.... FAIL!

Shortiie 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:15

To : # 140. Firstly, you need to re-take fourth-grade english classes because 'faux' means FAKE , YOUR the idiot now because you don't know what ' faux' means. Secondly, its fake..shes not killing animals. My 9 year old brother knows the difference between ' Faux' and ' fox ' Cool it moron.