By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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stieglar 17

Next time it happens push his head back down. Hard.

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A07 48

I'm guessing he didn't really know he'd struck gold? Sorry OP

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Badkarma4u 17

Doesn't matter had (oral) sex

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gracehi 31

Don't you know it's rude to talk with your mouth full? He was just being polite.

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ColonelCusswords 24

What a gentleman...

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CrossEyedSniper1 18

That must honestly suck OP, next time maybe try a don't stop"boyfriends name". Better luck next time.

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norisorroz 28

I think he might have lied to you about his name. Just might.

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shitstorm28 11

I just face-palmed SO hard it might actually bruise.

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abNormal62 23

Was it said tongue in cheek, when in fact his tongue should have continued to be otherwise engaged?

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sandman676 20

Wtf dude that's not something you stop doing

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