Work: Today, after hours of perfecting a job application for my dream... - FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2016 22:41 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, after hours of perfecting a job application for my dream company, in which I'd explained how strong my attention to detail is and used examples, I only noticed after submitting it that I'd addressed the application to 'Joanne' rather than 'Joanna'. FML

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Leeono 26

Tuesday 13 December 2016 23:45

I've tried....and my attention to detail is very strong.....

Leeono 26

Tuesday 13 December 2016 15:27

What's the FML? I can't see what's wrong?

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Leeono 26

Tuesday 13 December 2016 15:27

What's the FML? I can't see what's wrong?

JustThatPerson 21

Tuesday 13 December 2016 19:51

Look closer if you don't see the FML in this one.

Leeono 26

Tuesday 13 December 2016 23:45

I've tried....and my attention to detail is very strong.....

Lollyman 2

Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:28

Really? Read the last 2 lines...slowly.

Leeono 26

Wednesday 14 December 2016 23:07

I guess that joke went over some peoples head..... I did notice the name error, notice I used the OPs wording in my comment?

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