Miscellaneous: Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to...

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML

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By Diane - 12/09/2025 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML

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By Kris - 31/01/2025 00:00 - India

Today, I pretended to be on a work call to avoid talking to my neighbour. Mid-fake call, my phone actually rang. I had to answer it and have two simultaneous conversations while avioding eye contact with my neighbour. FML

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I hate small talk

By billie - 13/08/2025 03:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2015 19:16 - United States

Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML

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By georgiana072 - 22/09/2009 07:36 - Philippines

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 11:01

Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML

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By patty - 13/01/2009 02:47 - France

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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actionwaters 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:54

but you gave him your number and he annoys you?

missrit 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:54

Don't be rude and talk to him for a while. It's more like FHL cause he probably thought you were his friend.

Comments

ilaughatchu 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 20:10

YDI... however I do not disagree with you... I've been down that same road... I mean we all have that person at work... if you don't then guess what its prob you... so eff em all I say good job to you for atleast trying to be inconspicuous.. FHL for being that guy... but still you gotta know YDI...

viciouspanda 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 22:22

hahahahah set yourself up for that one!!

swagerific227 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 6:03

This reminds me of the first Scream

sexy16619 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 6:48

damn

Lkgirl500_fml 0

Monday 11 April 2011 16:47

That is why you turn your phone on silent to avoid that

kyliebear 15

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:51

If he annoys you so much, how and why does he your number?

kleopath 11

Friday 28 October 2011 15:14

Put your phone on vibrate. Problem solved.

FightingOne 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:58

Why do all you people fail at life and post constant variations of the same story!!! There is no point other then it makes you look dumb...

faithjanicki 2

Wednesday 19 September 2012 3:56

I understand that this is totally rude but it's not stupid that he has her number. She probably gave it to him before she realized he annoys her. Geez.