The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

jpoole 4

No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!

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WCARlover 34

Did you do "out-of-this-world" stuff in bed the night before? Okay, I'll be going now...

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TheTheo 0

I really wanna make an anal sex joke, but those are a bit worn out, just like your wife after last night in the spaceship? No really, FYL and good luck in future endeavors.

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Nolnah 14

That's why I have life alert, soo when I fall out of my bed I just press the button..

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FYLDeep 25

"Help, I'm abducted and I can't get home!"

34 0
artsyfox 3

The real Fml would be when she starts walking around with foiled antenas trying to "communicate" with them...

15 0
Mister_Triangle 21

Foil antennas block the communication, duh!

15 0
shazza26 1

When the aliens come they take the fat ones first!

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beccalyn244 4

just agree with her haha

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pdHbq 2

Oh... The things that go bump in the night...

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umm_Talk 9

They're out there man.......

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