Transportation: Dressed for success

Dressed for success

By anonymous - 28/07/2012 13:26 - Lebanon

Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 764

You deserved it 42 579

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 866

You deserved it 16 276

Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 852

You deserved it 144

Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 815

You deserved it 117

Well rested

By Anonymous - 27/06/2025 00:00 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, after a long airplane trip, I arrived at a hotel hoping to get some rest at last. At around 2 AM, my older daughter (13) suddenly got up to start yelling things while sleepwalking. My younger daughter (4) slept all night peacefully, but I realized she had forgotten to put on her nighttime diaper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 337

You deserved it 161

By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 098

You deserved it 11 623

Poor planning

By Anonymous - 18/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML

I agree, your life sucks 158

You deserved it 474

By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 188

You deserved it 8 214

By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 063

You deserved it 5 061

Flasher

By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 095

You deserved it 12 040

Delays expected

By stampslife - 28/11/2014 08:00 - Canada - Agassiz

Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 834

You deserved it 3 154

princesskb 1

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:28

I didn't realize taking your pants off on a plane was a thing people did.

brinaaa_fml 4

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:28

Well, are you a guy or girl? That makes a big difference

Comments

AwesomeSkySky 1

Sunday 29 July 2012 2:42

Its just like a bathing suit :D

egrace 4

Sunday 29 July 2012 4:47

That's kinda weird. If a stranger on a plane sitting next to me started undressing I'd blow my imaginary rape whistle

darkmis1 17

Sunday 29 July 2012 5:13

Why on earth would you take your pants off in what's considered a public place?

live4tomorrow 7

Sunday 29 July 2012 6:06

... Who DOES that? O.o

ryra88 4

Sunday 29 July 2012 7:31

Next time wear comfy shorts

scoobysmith44 9

Sunday 29 July 2012 7:43

Yeah! People only undress at the security check point BEFORE the plane!

munaaa 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 9:12

I wish I was on that plane. ;$

snafu63 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 9:35

what the hell is wrong with you? apparently social norms, like keeping your pants on in a public setting, don't apply to you. I think It's nasty when people take their shoes off on a plane, you're a disgusting pig.

JDawg113 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 10:02

PLEASE tell me you're a girl

rikkidi 20

Sunday 29 July 2012 12:17

That sounds a bit nasty Sure, it sounds embarrassing too but did you really have to take off your pants...? Maybe make sure you next time wear clothes comfy enough to sleep in