Close but no cigar

Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
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Kuibe 18

You see kids smoking hurts you in more than one way!

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JackDupp 11

Even funnier if OP is a woman

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itchmcrotch 13

It's as if you even MENTION that you smoke on the internet all you're going to get is "HURR DURR DAS Y U STAHP SMOKIN". Shut up and leave him alone. None of your business.

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TheLadyOpal 30

You don't even have to mention that you smoke, just that you have an ashtray lying around.

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cornyrob 33

You know what smokers say: "Well, you're gonna die of something, anyway."

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Zanquis 22

You are obviously not worthy of a beard, beard is cool, smoking is not. Beard went up in flames to solve the conflict that occurred.

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be82tw 17

It might be time to invest in a slightly less flammable beard oil, OP. Life sucks. Unless you did one of those ridiculous glitter beard things for the holidays. Then you deserve it: 'Kill it with fire,' and all that.

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