By chocolateteacup - 06/05/2016 09:30 - Australia - Melbourne
All the FMLs
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By SuperWhoMarvLock - 06/05/2016 01:35 - United States - Hibbing
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Hey, OP here! I'm a girl and a senior in high school. My physics class of 10 had planned a hike to enjoy the warm weather when this happened. Considering how hot it was, I wasn't as bothered as I could've been. The ironic part was how I had stated earlier "If anyone's going to trip and fall off the trail, it's going to be me" as I know myself to be clumsy. Boy, was I right. Everyone did get in a few good laughs, including myself and my teacher. He didn't even look surprised haha. It was definitely uncomfortable hiking back with my soaked jeans and long-sleeved shirt, but I was over it almost instantly and can laugh about it now. Graduation is in a couple of weeks, and I'm glad I'm able to take such hilarious memories with me! Thanks for all the nice and funny comments. :)
Money for nothing
By Broke Bitch - 05/05/2016 21:48 - United States - Albertville
By Anon. - 05/05/2016 21:00 - United States - Allentown
BIKES!
By woxliuke - 05/05/2016 18:44 - Lithuania - Vilnius
By arianelagolden - 05/05/2016 18:07 - Belgium - Nivelles
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All is well that ends well. Of course I chose to save the kid! Seriously! First I got my grand-son off the table, then I caught the rabbit on time, then I told the kids they could not do what they had done. When the parents returned, they told me this happens all the time. As there is a huge dog in the neighbours' yard, I don't think the rabbit will last long if they are not more careful.
By pissed off mother - 05/05/2016 17:55 - United Kingdom - Leeds
By RandomJam124 - 04/05/2016 21:33 - United States - Binghamton
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Hello everyone, So to clear some things up: 1. I am a Freshman in college (18 years old). 2. I only added him on Facebook the night we kissed and he DID accept. 3. He was the first one to message me actually. He asked me to food that same night, but I was already in bed. Then he asked me to lunch the next day but I had already eaten, so I invited him to dinner with me and my friends instead but he declined. 4. Then (this is the first time I messaged him first) I took the initiative and asked him to grab a snack with me the next night, which was the most casual of the four food proposals thus far, and he blocked me on Facebook. 5. I'm not exactly sure why he blocked me. I did not stalk him. I did not message him a whole bunch of times. I did not make any statuses about the kiss. I'm not even going to be attending the same university as him next semester because I'm transferring out for my major. He knew that. 6. I do not think I was a bad kisser because he tried to meet up with me again the same night. The whole thing was just confusing. I think he maybe got nervous or scared or spoken to by some "well-meaning" friends or something. I just would have been less hurt had he simply unfriended me or ignored my message. My confidence definitely took a hit. 7. Despite the hurtfulness of his actions, I do not regret the kiss. It was a really nice kiss. And the actual story from the night of is pretty funny. Sorry for the long message! Hope that cleared some things up though!
By sakurabloom - 04/05/2016 20:08 - Canada - Ottawa
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OP here. for all you saying i need to disipline my daughter, believe me i have. I made her appologise to my guests, her computer is taken away and she is grounded for two weeks. the poignancy of the FML would have been lost if i included that part along with the post being too long.
By claustrophobic - 04/05/2016 19:03 - United States - Baltimore
By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States
By probablyadopted1 - 04/05/2016 16:39 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell
Screwed
By prince232 - 04/05/2016 04:34 - Australia - Sydney
MLM FML
By Maddi - 04/05/2016 02:55 - United States - Houston
By dead_painter - 04/05/2016 00:42 - United States - Arlington
By unmarried - 04/05/2016 00:39 - Canada - Weston
By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene
By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene
By AverageDeskJoe - 03/05/2016 20:43 - United States - Baton Rouge
By Sara - 03/05/2016 16:52 - Netherlands
By kaleemuller - 03/05/2016 15:50 - United States - Charlotte
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Just to clear this up, my keys were in the safe, so was my passport, however so were the things of 6 other people. I was the first person to leave and when I asked them to hand me my passport out of the safe when I left, completely forgetting I had put anything else in the safe. I arrived at the airport at midnight and was unable to get into my apartment until the next day where I did have a spare set of car and apartment keys. The resort did mail my keys to me a few days later and now I have them. Yes, I learned my lesson and in the future will be triple checking things myself!
Scaredy cats
By Clauric - 03/05/2016 15:15
By JoshWontonDo - 03/05/2016 15:06 - United Kingdom - London
By newbornphotog - 03/05/2016 13:20 - Germany - Berchtesgaden
By WeighYourWords - 03/05/2016 11:12 - Belgium - Overheid
By insurgent - 03/05/2016 08:31 - Belgium - Antwerpen
Mix up
By Trew Love - 03/05/2016 06:25 - Canada - Fort Saint John
By Ashley - 03/05/2016 04:25 - United States - San Antonio
By UnknownKitten - 03/05/2016 03:07 - United States - Elgin
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Hi Guys! OP here :) Thanks so much for your kind comments. I really appreciate it. I had only met her about 3 weeks before the incident and we only hung out once or so. Actually, she wasn't apologetic about it, nor was she grateful. It was almost as though she expected me to take her there... Or perhaps she was just embarrassed.