By I can't stand leg puns - 20/08/2018 21:11 - United Kingdom - Feltham
All the FMLs
I can't stand leg puns! tells us more.
By Bikeless - 20/08/2018 18:48
dino-rex tells us more.
I did watch... the security footage afterwards. It was actually my residential building. It was Saturday, I was out of town, and when I got home, the management kindly informed us that the idiot receptionist did nothing but watch when the kids took the bikes. And when I say kids, I mean KIDS, they were no more than 12! They very obviously did not live there (residents all know where the bikes are because they are VERY visible), so my guess is that the receptionist (a guy, by the way) was actually in on the plan to steal the bikes. Sadly, there has been no action taken.
By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30
By dragonstooth257 - 20/08/2018 15:00
How Thoughtful
By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 08:30 - United States - Brick
Free healthcare when?
By tooth fairy - 20/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Tucson
By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 00:00 - United States
Forever Alone
By Lisa - 19/08/2018 23:30
By Anonymous - 19/08/2018 20:30
By ohtheirony - 19/08/2018 18:30
Gummy
By ming - 19/08/2018 14:30
By Mamallama - 19/08/2018 13:00
By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30
What's in a name?
By charlatan - 19/08/2018 01:30
By Doc - 18/08/2018 13:30 - United States - Anchorage
By bbt - 18/08/2018 22:00
By singkong duleng - 18/08/2018 15:00
By Naked and Afraid - 17/08/2018 23:00 - United States - New Braunfels
By Anonymous - 18/08/2018 03:30
RIP
By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30
By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30
By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00
By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol...
By gassy - 17/08/2018 18:30
By Damn You Fortnite - 17/08/2018 15:00
By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30
Genius
By istillcannotbreathe - 17/08/2018 06:00
By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30
By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30
By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 23:37
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Hi all! OP here! So, to start off, thanks for all the support (and sorry for firing off last time!). To the one or two of you who think I should be able to stand, first: the disabled seating is there for a reason; second: when you're standing on the bus you use your toes to help you balance a bit, and if you can't move toes on one leg it's a bit difficult. Third: My leg's basically a metal pole with a foot on the end, it's not one of the fully realistic ones, and I was wearing shorts so it was kinda obvious. Next, to those saying she may have been disabled in her own way: Unless she was severely mentally disabled, she still didn't need to shout at me, and I know her locally, she's just a bit of a bitch. Also there was only like 2 other people on the bus, and about 6 free disabled seats, she just wanted MY seat. And yes I realise I post a lot of stuff, life sucks haha. It isn't as consistent as my posting makes it appear, some of these stories happened a while ago, but how many FMLs actually happened that day? I'll try and think of another for you guys next week hahaha. And to whoever said I need my own section on FML, I won't complain hahaha. Thanks for reading the rant, see ya!