ZeroZX

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

3
Badges!

1
Comments

440
Visits

14
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Zerozx

Not specified

Zerozx - Followers

Zerozx - Followed

Zerozx's page visits

lovers5201

Cherripunk

Fucked!

Zerozx's FML badges

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

57_badgename

57_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Zerozx's favorite FMLs

By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

agreeclassic 6 603

vote type 1 511

By Canonlizardjet - 13/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, I had a near-death experience. Went to print a document and a lizard shot out of the printer right out at me. Gives a whole new meaning to a Canon printer, a fricking lizard cannon. FML

agreeclassic 6 589

vote type 1 603

By UnknownKitten - 03/05/2016 03:07 - United States - Elgin

Today, I returned home after a long day of work. I noticed that my kitten had gotten a hold of my pin cushion, and that there were no needles left in it. My husband and I have only managed to find one, out of 16. FML

agreeclassic 13 249

vote type 1 2 057

Hot hot hot

By Oops - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I turned on my ceiling fan for the first time in months. I then watched as hundreds of furry spiders were flung across the room at high speed, in a circular pattern. FML

agreeclassic 15 948

vote type 1 2 019

Pregnancy woes

By Spraylady - 29/02/2016 21:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I think my unborn child has developed a sense of humour. The little cherub is usually very calm, but must have realised that if he/she kicks me hard enough in this particular place near my bladder, I'll piss myself on the spot like a race horse. It's happened twice now. FML

agreeclassic 21 349

vote type 1 1 789