Anonymous - 05/10/2010 00:47 - United States Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML 11 750 61 904
sarah - 14/07/2010 04:32 - United States Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML 39 397 10 175