deez_nutz - 10/03/2009 12:46 - Canada Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML 91 598 29 299
Lingo Ethan - 09/03/2009 13:35 - Australia Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I'd got her. She replied, "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML 28 191 95 479
Choum - 07/11/2008 06:33 - France Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML 42 245 6 044