Adding annoyance to almost injury Anon - - United Kingdom Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML 52 796 2 831
The art, the artist waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML 13 617 83 073
Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML 29 880 2 157